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Today, I was looking all over for my Slipknot CD so I could let my really cute neighbor borrow it. I went downstairs to ask my grandma and she told me she was too busy "rockin' out" to give it back. I had to send my neighbor home empty handed. DAMMIT!

#12 (0) - Jul 2, 2009 04:56 PM by Casssssssss. - Miscellaneous - I agree, you are screwed (0) - You deserved that one (0)

Today, I was indulging in a happy ending with my massage therapist and halfway into our ordeal, the condom broke inside her. Since we already made contact it was common sense to just take off the condom and resume. When I finished her off i noticed a red spot on my penis. I popped a vein. DAMMIT!

#11 (0) - Jun 17, 2009 11:23 PM by True Blue - Sex - I agree, you are screwed (24) - You deserved that one (25)

Today, I was with my girlfriend at the mall and we walked by the pet store as she noticed a sign that read "Puppies for Sale." She really wanted a puppy, but couldn't afford one. I decided to surprise her with one. As she was walking away I noticed right below the sign said "Financing Available." DAMMIT!

#1 (0) - Jun 17, 2009 01:08 AM by Bullet Proof - Miscellaneous - I agree, you are screwed (25) - You deserved that one (23)

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